HAIRCUT OF MY DREAMZ!!!!!!!

It is hard for this guy to get a damn haircut. I have boobs (gasp!) and that throws people off. I've been refused service at a men's barbershop before and that did not feel nice. I found a place that would serve me down the street and it was ok....but today, I got the haircut I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! Horsepower Barbershop 4EVA!

Here's the picture I show and the tiny accompanying speech that I always have to give pre-haircut:

I want this haircut. I don't want a "woman's version" or even an "edgy alternative lifestyle version." I want a man's haircut. Can you do that?

He said he sure could and he even used a straight razor! The back of my head feels like a baby's butt! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! And his ass got a HANDSOME TIP. Take that, dude who said he "wasn't allowed" to cut women's hair. My boobs took their money elsewhere.

YESSSSSS

Also, joined the gym!

Soon, I will also have muscles like *Bob Harper!

* I am a fat activist and The Biggest Loser is a SHITTY show from start to finish. I just like Bob Harper's hair and beard and arms. Not the premise of a shitty tv show that makes a game show/profit out of fat shaming people. Sorry, Mom. I know it's your favorite.