TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm chuffed as nuts!

Also, two quick questions:

1. What does this bird do to a pie? 

That's not a riddle. I don't get what it's for. I only know it's pie-related. 

2.  What the hell is this?

It could possibly be a gallsberry. 

Ah well. Time for sleeps!

Manchester Pride

INTRODUCING:
CAPTAIN CAMP

Toooooot

Also, here are some pictures of not just me!

"Quick! Get the Americans!"

Everyone knows that apprenticeships are gay and we love that so much about them. Also, we're cute!

I MADE BOO SMILE!!!!!!!!

Power couple 4 always.

p.s. Photography credit goes to Sandra and Alice!

6 Weeks of Vacation

1. Painting furniture!

Here's some:

2. Brighton Pride and (next weekend) Manchester Pride

Note: Camping in England is cold at night for no reason. 

3. Going to the gym and eating protein like a champ

I tried a protein bar the other day (dark chocolate and cherry flavored) and it was really good. However, I'm super glad that I read the label afterwards. I certainly don't count calories, but that bad boy had 847 of them. And I tried a "pre-workout shot" at the gym last week. It made me REALLY itchy and hot and smelly, but I sure did lift a lot of weights. Weird. 

4. Netflix. 

I've rewatched all of Avatar (the series), most of QI, and Getting On. Conclusions: Uncle Iroh and Jo Brand are the best. 

5. NO BABIES

Nary a child has kicked me in the shins since July 23rd!