Some Employment!

Got a part time kitchen staff position! [ Here! ]

Also, got my punting time down to 50 minutes (needs to be 45)! Need to bulk up on my facts, though.

SCHWOO!

p.s. This is punting:

I'll push a fancy canoe around with a big stick and tell people (hopefully accurate) facts about Cambridge and the colleges that are on the river. Boom. That's a job.

p.p.s. I really like punting with an empty boat. It's so lovely when it's quiet and I feel like the king of the river. Silent tours are a thing, so hopefully I get one some day. That would be another kind of lovely, I think.

p.p.p.s. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LIVE HERE OH MY FUCK.