Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Shave and a Haircut:

Two bits. 

1. 
Here's $11.77 worth of twinkies. 

2. A chat with a 10-year-old:

Kid: Did you get your haircut?
Me: No, it's just styled differently. 
Kid: You look like a man!
Me: That's ok with me. 
Kid: BUT YOU LOOK GAY!
Me: That's ok. 
Kid: Yeah, I mean that's ok if you want to look gay. 
Me: I don't mind. 
Kid: Ok! :: carries on coloring a picture of a car blue::

Deal with this handsomeness, confused English adults and children. 

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