Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The poorly laid plans of mice on bicycles

My brain: If I ride my bike really fast in the rain with a hoodie on over my clothes, I won't even get wet.

Reality: If I ride my bike really fast in the rain with a hoodie on over my clothes, my pants still get wet and I'm a heavy, sopping disaster.


I will fight you, rainy season. You'll probably win though. Bopping about town, I'll just resign myself to getting soaked, then I'll throw on some dry shit at home and scoot to work real quick like on my bike.

We'll see how well that works out. Because I totally understand how things work.

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